"The Adventures of RAYMAN"
These pics are of many of the encounters I had on my escapades around the world. Don't worry, it is ok to admire me. I already know that I am brave and strong and heroic and...... humble! :-)
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This is me RAYMAN, don't I look dashing in this picture?!!! It's no wonder I'm so good at my job as world class adventurer.
This is my trusty side kick "Tonto". His village was raided by barbarians so together we will make them pay for their crimes. Well, he will make them pay. I will watch his back.....from waaaaay back, like the next town (they're barbarians! Do you want me to get killed?!!)
This vile servant of evil tried to stand between me and my destiny of eating one of those delectable little funnel cakes that I love so much. Good prevailed over evil and I got my Funnel cake!
Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place, but I wasn't worried for a microsecond.
This monster is the dreaded Strahd Van Zarovich. The lord of this realm. We fought to a stand still on more than one occasion....well he stood still any way, I ran like a fat woman after a Twinkie.
Strahd feasted on the souls of many innocent girls. His tyranny had to be put to an end!!! So I went to the next town and told a group of brave (yet incredibly stupid) warriors to go stop him. I would have done it myself but you know how it is, I had more important things to do....yeah, really important things...uhh...errr like saving a kingdom and stuff...
I saved this girl from those evil Orcs....and you know what I got out of it? She slapped me!!! I personally thought that I deserved a kiss for saving her life, maybe it was the groping that she didn't like? Who
knows?
That thing scared the crap outta me....look, there it is!! I didn't even see it till I was right next to it. I hate camouflage!!!!!
Alas Poor Yuric, I knew him well.....well, not really
My Portrait
Tonto
Battle vs the Mage
Black Knight
Waterdeep
Boy meets Dragon
Strahd 1
Strahd 2
Lich
Girl Hiding
Chased by beast
Dead guy
Good vs. Evil
This was a glorious battle that will be talked about for years to come. I defeated the wizard Zaroth and put an end to his tyranny. I tell you, the maidens of that city really showed their appreciation to me.
Almost made it impossible to leave.
You just have to wonder about a town that uses a sign like this to welcome visitors. It must do wonders for their tourist season.
I faced this creature once. We fought day and night....well if you can call hiding in a tree while he threw lightning bolts and fireballs at me fighting. Hey look at that guy, can you blame me?!!
Call me a cynic, but my money is going on the guy in black!